Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you? You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is ? Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Go to one of those websites that reviews dating sites and you’ll see the same.
He told me a story about a friend of his whose internet date had turned out to be morbidly obese as evidence that it was an avenue to be avioded at all costs.
Twerking businessmen in hot pants and high heels, a body popping security guard, women kissing, and sexual references led the advertising complaints league.
A/N: I know there's a lot of fanfics based off of this concept but I haven't read any of it so this is based off of my head.
So please enjoy Naruto is in front of the doorstep. Rule 7: If you're in the driveway it better be an emergency.